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What Happens When Your Computer Dies

All kinds of things can happen – just like when any other machinery dies. And a computer is a machine – if a special kind of machine.

I will only talk about what is most likely to happen. And that usually is the hard drive (a relatively delicate piece of machinery). It can conk out partially or completely. If it goes out completely – that is easy enough to diagnose. The computer is completely dead, and it will do nothing.

If it only partially conks out – as mine did – it can be harder to figure out. A repair technician will simply replace it with another – with the operating system (usually Windows) on it. If the computer works fine – the problem, obviously, is the hard drive – and you need a new one.

What happened to all the precious data on your old hard drive? Unless you backed it up somewhere else – it is gone forever.

In my case, this was no big deal because my important data – my blogging files – are automatically backed up by WordPress.com – an excellent service, by the way.

But I also downloaded a bunch of files from Audible.com – recorded books. When my computer died, they died also. But no big deal, I thought. Audible still had them on its site – just like Google had all my Gmail and Chrome info. All I had to do was switch computers – back to my old Windows Vista computer, which was still working – and they were still there – courtesy of the Cloud.

The problem, as I found out, was iTunes. Its files, the ones it used to sync to my iPod were gone – and it became useless! iTunes is a stupid program. So I went to work to find a replacement – and I worked on that all morning – trying several different programs. With no luck. Because Apple designed the iPod only to work with its stuff – and no other stuff.

How does it do this? Easy (but here it gets a little technical). Every time something wants to talk to an Apple device (such as my iPod) it has to use a secret handshake. If the device doesn’t get this handshake – it refuses to talk to it. This is why my iPod, when it is connected to an USB port of my computer – doesn’t show up as connected to my computer. Apple keeps all its stuff in its walled garden – where nothing else can get in.

That means, boys and girls – that I am screwed – by the big A.

Social Incompetence

We are so pleased with out technical competence – the cell phone, for example, that has taken the world by storm (especially the undeveloped world) – that we have overlooked a parallel development – our spectacular social incompetence.

This is surprising. After all, we expected our new networking technologies to improve our social lives – by making it easier for us to communicate. What happened?

Our focus changed – from us to them (the various embodiments of the Computer) and we have became more interested in them than in us. Almost anywhere you can see people staring at their computers – evidently thinking somehow that they have all the answers.

We have outsmarted ourselves – by making a technology that seems to be human – and not only that, but super-human.

I Been Suckered Again

How could I be so stupid? I must have been stupid in every way possible – and some of them several times over.

I bought an off-brand Android tablet from Amazon (only $80) without bothering to read the reviews that Amazon provides – many of which were terrible. I was just so excited by the low price – my mind stopped working.

So far, mine seems to be working (many of them don’t even do that). But I cannot figure out how it works – or how to get it do anything useful.

I was startled by the tiny manual – the worst I have ever seen – and a desperate search for a manual online was unsuccessful. I couldn’t even figure out how to set the clock. After I got the Wi-Fi to work, it did reset the clock and time for me – but two hours fast. It assumes the language is Spanish – but there is no way I can change that either.

I am learning to hate Android in a hurry. Manufacturers love it because it is free – but Google does not make them use it in any uniform way – or even any sensible way. You can end up with a nice-looking piece of junk.

Stupid Information

This is a continuation of my posting Stubborn Stupidity - my most successful posting.

We seem to have decided on a name for our time – the Information Society. Instead of the Digital Society - which would be more accurate – but not as comforting. Somehow we think more information must be a good thing – when it is not necessarily anything of the kind. We have been swamped by stupid information of all kinds.

Historically, stubborn stupidity must have happened before stupid information – and, indeed caused it – and continues to cause it.

It has led us straight into a swamp – from which we are unlikely to emerge anytime soon.

The National Digital Library

You can find it easily enough at dp.la. Your browser should add all the rest of the stuff to the URL for you.

You can read about it in the New York Review at The National Digital Public Library Is Launched! The article is only two pages long – and is well-worth reading.

This effort is pure altruism – that the Internet made possible – much like Wikipedia. Americans can be proud of themselves – but most will probably ignore it entirely – since it won’t make any money for them.

From the article:

Speaking broadly, the DPLA represents the confluence of two currents that have shaped American civilization: utopianism and pragmatism. The utopian tendency marked the Republic at its birth, for the United States was produced by a revolution, and revolutions release utopian energy—that is, the conviction that the way things are is not the way they have to be. When things fall apart, violently and by collective action, they create the possibility of putting them back together in a new manner, according to higher principles.

The American revolutionaries drew their inspiration from the Enlightenment—and from other sources, too, including unorthodox varieties of religious experience and bloody-minded convictions about their birthright as free-born Englishmen. Take these ingredients, mix well, and you get the Declaration of Independence and the Bill of Rights—radical assertions of principle that would never make it through Congress today.

What the article does not go into is something very important – copyright laws. These badly need to be updated for our information (or knowledge) economy. These have been extended back in time endlessly – for no good reason. They should be limited to the usual life of any printed material – only a few years.

Copyright law also needs to be extended to allow books to be rented from any digital library. The technology for this is available and is being used in places like Amazon’s Kindle where you can rent any book for any time you chose. This should be extended to all books. Publishers would have to allow this, whether they want to or not. And eventually all nations would have to agree with this – just as they do the existing copyright laws.

The difficulty is the many proprietary formats for electronic books. Everybody wants to force everyone else to use their format. With no thought at all to the common good – which is considered a ridiculous idea.

The problem, in the last analysis, is much larger – we should be in control of our world – but we are not – and don’t want to be.

Cloud Computing

There is so much hype going on about the Internet that people have become even more confused about what was going on there – than they already were (although they would never admit this). I have decided – for my own entertainment, to learn more about what is going on.

A lot has been going on – everything has moved to the Cloud – and I mean everything. This is such an astonishing turn of events people ought to know about it. But they are as ignorant of the Cloud as everything else. So I got a book Programming Amazon Web Services: S3, EC2, SQS, FPS, and SimpleDB.

Amazon has gone into the business of providing Web services – all kinds of them. These have made using the Internet cheaper and easier for companies of all sizes. Scaling up (or scaling down) is easy –  where before it was a real struggle.

When I was a programmer, in the early Eighties, companies had to make huge investments in their own computer facilities – in their own special rooms. This made sense at the time – it gave them the control that went along with exclusive ownership.

Then the Personal Computer arrived and changed everything. People (including employees) could have all the computer power they needed right on their desk. Desktop Publishing became popular, especially when the Laser Printer was invented. Since I was working as a Technical Writer at the time, this made me much more productive. But instead of paying us more, they just increased the workload. And made the work more unpleasant.

Companies moved their computers (which had become much smaller) to special facilities – where their computer, along with computers from many other companies, could be pampered and have high-level connections to the Internet. This was done mainly because it was cheaper – and what business doesn’t love that?

Then the Cloud was invented. This was the combination of hardware and software advances. Large companies (such as Google) discovered they could build computers much cheaper than they could buy them. They built thousands of them. Software was invented that could link all these computers together in all kinds of ways so that companies would not have to own their own Internet computers anymore – but could simply rent whatever computer power they needed, as they needed it. For much less.

Clouds appeared all over the place – Microsoft built one, for example. Bur reliability was a problem – the Microsoft Cloud went down at one point and some of their customer’s data was lost. This had happened to the Amazon Cloud too – but they immediately went to work and designed ways to work around it – a number of different ways that you could chose from. Software developers also had to become Cloud developers who knew all the tricks of working there.

I don’t plan on being a software developer again – I am too old for that – but I like to be in the know – and pretend I am young again.

The Wrong Side of a One-Way Mirror

Scientific American usually has a pro-business stance (think of all those wonderful advertisements) but once in a while something sneaks in that is good for the rest of us.

Take the article A Tale of Two Internets by Michael Fertik on page 13 of the February Issue. It is not available online. Here is the opening paragraph:

Imagine an Internet where unseen hands curate your entire experience. Where third parties predetermine the news, products, and prices you see – even the people you meet. A world where you think you are making the choices, but in reality, your options are narrowed and refined until you are left with merely the illusion of control.

He goes on to explain what Big Data is.

Many companies (and the NSF) are finding out everything about you. And using this information to personalize your Internet experience. This sounds innocuous enough – the Internet shows you only what you what you are interested in. But these guys can also show you only what they want you to be interested in.

And you have no way of seeing them do this behind their (not your) one-way mirror.

Through the Eye of a Needle: Wealth, the Fall of Rome, and the Making of Christianity in the West, 350-550 AD

Audible 

I am a lucky son-of-a-gun. I have access to the fantastic wealth of the Internet – and the time to enjoy it. And – even more important – the ability to savor it – in both the textual and audible formats. Somehow, I survived the worst part of my life (but just barely) and have been able to start a new life on my own.

However, it is not without its frustrations. I watched a video showing how easy it was to switch from watching a Kindle book and start listening to the same place on an Audible reader. Great! I bought the Kindle book and  started watching it on the Kindle application on my computer.

I quickly became lost and couldn’t figure out where I was. I made two phone calls to Amazon Support, the second one to a Kindle specialist. It turns out that what Amazon claims it can do with a Kindle and what it can actually do are not the same at all.

I had been impressed with Amazon, I order books from the all the time. But this experience has taken them down a notch in my estimation. Like any other Computer company, they do  not always walk their talk.

I must say the book itself is impressive. A lot has been learned about Early Christianity and the late Roman Empire.

Being an Idiot is not Smart

I had a long telephone conversation recently with my best friend from High School (1950-1954). I was one of the persons responsible for his getting a computer a couple of years ago. I almost wish I hadn’t.

If you depend on a computer (as most of us do) you must know something about it. Otherwise, your computer is quickly taken over by God-knows-what.

Being computer-literate is not too hard – but it does take some work – and the determination to not be an idiot. To my amazement, this is what most people seem determined to be. Because this is what they are supposed to be.

I have another friend down here in Costa Rica, a young man, who works for a call center, providing technical support (in English) for a tablet sold by an American company. (This is not uncommon, since people are so much cheaper down here.)  He hates his job (with a passion) because the people who call for support are so stupid.

What can I tell him? That he is stupid too – to not realize this?

I stay computer-literate partly by subscribing to various newsletters. Today I got this Understanding SOAP and REST Basics. This is excellent! But you have to be determined to not be an idiot.

The iPhone is a New Kind of Thing

The post-modern world has invented a multitude of new kinds of things that cannot be categorized conveniently using the Modern dichotomy of either objective (out there) or subjective (in here).

I will ignore for the time being the reaction of the man in the street who says “So what, what difference does it make?” The Modern World made a big difference – because, for one thing, it ended up making today’s ignoramuses.

Latour calls the moderns iconoclasts. And I can do no better than this quote from page 289:

Are we not the inheritors of all the iconoclastic gestures of history? Of Moses striking down the Golden Calf? Of Plato breaking up the shadows of the Cave to honor this highest of all the idols, the Idea – eidon – itself? Of Paul sending all the pagan idols packing? Of the great wars of the Byzantine era between the iconoclasts and iconodules? Of the Lutherans deciding what should and what should not be painted? Of Galileo shattering the antique cosmos? Of the revolutionaries tearing down the ancien régime? Of Marx denouncing the illusions of commodity fetishism? Of Freud turning the fetish into a stopper that closes off the horrifying discovery of what is always missing? Of Nietzsche, the philosopher with a hammer, smashing every idol, or, more accurately, tapping them gently to hear how hollow they sound?

Latour does not discuss the high-tech world, an omission that baffles me. But I am quite willing, and capable, of elaborating on just that.

The Computer made all the difference, and those differences were (as always) a mixed blessing. We did not think to consider its effects before merging with it – and merging completely. And we are incapable of doing so after the fact because it has eliminated us and replaced us with new creatures that both it and we have created. I must repeat this: both it and we created the new creatures that we now are – monsters.

As monsters, we are destructive, and are destroying everything – including ourselves. This, in itself, is nothing new – empires without number have come and gone. But our present empire is global – thanks to the computer. An when it goes down – as it will – the results are going to be very interesting.

But I must say more about the new things (or the new worlds) that we and the computer have created. The computer started out as an idea – a new kind of programmable calculator that never got built because implementing it mechanically (the only means at the time) was too difficult. The idea was to take the programmable weaving machines that then existed (using punch cards) and add general-purpose programmable memory. But doing this mechanically was too difficult, and the project was abandoned.

It had to wait until after WWII, when electronics was invented – using vacuum tubes. Vacuum tube technology (with magnetic memory) was more flexible (only wiring was involved) and much faster (millions of operations a second). All kinds of things could now be done that were too difficult before. Wow!

But that was not all. Digital technology was invented too. When I went to Engineering School at the University of Illinois back in the Fifties, I learned everything there was to know about vacuum tubes. My professors also knew about computers, but they were uncomfortable with digital technology, and I learned about analog computers instead. These were quickly made obsolete by semiconductor technology.

To summarize, digital computers were made possible by electronic processing using magnetic memory (the hard drive, for example) and semiconductor arrays where all kinds of operations could be cheaply mass-produced and operated without using much power – compared with banks of vacuum tubes radiating all kinds of heat.

This does not explain digital technology, which I do not want to explain right now. Just consider it a new kind of magic, and you will not be too far wrong – if you keep in mind that this new magic eliminated much of the old magic – which I do not want to explain either.

Take it from me – the computer changed everything. And by the computer, I mean computer hardware, software, the Internet, and the Wireless network – the whole ball of wax.

People are left staring at their smartphones – considering them, naturally enough, as wonderful extensions of themselves they cannot understand in the least, but they cannot live without either – since they have merged with them completely.

But they will say, and say over and and over “Nothing has changed!”

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